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Saturday, December 3rd, 2005
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10:13 pm
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Ummmm what the fuck is a livejournal
i don't really rememeber what this thing is
but,
i'll tell you one thing.........
in three months
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| Sunday, October 2nd, 2005
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1:23 pm
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| Monday, September 5th, 2005
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9:36 pm
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| Friday, September 2nd, 2005
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5:37 pm
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Uh so yeah basically last time i busted out the paint i got comments up the ass but this time theres a twist!! (surprise face) im taking on a different task, one that i have never taken on before.... and that task is making the alphabet Kevinizsh this is basically how im going to write from now on excpet i'll use a blue pen.
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now i better see some comments up the ass
and no where else....
current mood:  hungry
current music: children of bodom - lake bodom
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| Friday, August 26th, 2005
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8:22 pm
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has anyone ever put a popcorn bag the wrong side up in the microwave to be rebellious?
what happens?
current mood: hungry
current music: football
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| Saturday, August 13th, 2005
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11:36 pm
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What time is GAME TIME
What time is GAME TIME
everday!
(everday)
in everyway!
(in everyway)
we cant be beat!
(cant be beat)
who are we?
yeah thats all i know that commercial is fuckin sick no idea what commercial it is though some football one where it just shows backgrounds
sooooooo i got nothing to do for 18 minutes i think i'll makes sevens 777777777777777777777777777777777777777
sevens look like question marks ?7 question marks just got mor swivle if a question mark was a chick she'd be hella hot and a 7 wouldn't be very hot
i wonder what the sexiest letter is
a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z
whoever made the alphabet is really fucking uncreative
whoever made chinese genius!
but back to the main point i guess im gonna have to go with x mainly because treasure
pick which letter you think is most sexiest! (this is a way for me to get comments but i bet 50% of the people stopped after the first line of this, and was just like wow this is bullshit)
seriously letters are so uncreative i was like whoa G is actually pretty unique but then i was like wait its just a Q but they made a little gap in it, and bent the line sticking out of it
there needs to be more curve in these letters god
who thought of making symbols for numbers?
we dont have symbols for colors
personally i think thats bullshit
we need symbols for colors
ill create the first list
ill make the list in paint this is gonna take hella long
now that took me well over 18 minutes
current mood:  good
current music: ravens vs falcons
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| Friday, August 5th, 2005
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5:58 pm
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uhh i want some muther fucking fudge im really tanked (new word for mad) that i didn't get any at the fair, greatly regreting it now.
so if anyone has any fudge hookups let me know, because you know im really tanked and hungry
or if you go to the fair can you buy me some fudge? i will pay $2 over what you payed for it, sounds like a deal eh?
i want the just plain fudge none of the nutty or vanillafied bullshit, although don't get my wrong i love my vanilla im a quarter welsch, but i just like my fudge the pure original texture of butter and sugar and chocolate and some of that marshmellow stuff inwhich all those ingrediants are conviently located on my counter, but you know..
that would be most grand!
current mood: hungry haha it says feed me
current music: Amon Amarth - Masters of War
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| Thursday, July 28th, 2005
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1:15 am
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| Tuesday, July 26th, 2005
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5:26 pm
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| Tuesday, July 19th, 2005
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11:34 pm
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A Carefully Composed List of Certain Things™
Things That I Hate:
-People who are good at everything
-When I get scared by an inanimate object
-That i dont have a credit card so i cant take advantage of these sweet deals on jewelry channel
-Peeling from a sunburn that was 2 weeks ago
-The sound of chip bags crumbling
-When im really cold and i have a blanket thats way to small and doesnt cover my whole body
-That feeling when you get kicked in the nuts
-Once again these fucking awesome deals of jewelry channel fuck! they are selling topaz for so damn cheap its just such madness they are selling london blue topaz 2ct's for fucking $50 that is AMAZING!!!
-Burning a sweet cd then playing it and its already scratched and track 17 and 18 don't work
-People who have lots of hate
-When i first notice its widescreen and can't stop looking at the black
-How its not football season right now
-This weird growth on my chest... oh my god there are two!!!! oh wait those are my nipples
-This new guy on jewelry telivision the lady isnt working anymore :( shes a fox
-Wow this bastard really doesn't make me want to buy anything
-I hate how that last one wasnt anything new
-How i can't fucking float
-Heafdawg on pokerstars™
-The rams,yankees,patriots,hawethrone heights
-Fricken n00bs
-Anyone who hasn't read this far (its our little secret since they dont know about this one)
-When people make fun of my spoonwork
-Things that would look alot better if they were shinny
-Being alone physce!!! oh wait.... damn physce again!!!! damn i really am alone huh
-Burning sensation while peeing
-Getting speared
-The color brown
-When people put a line in a Z or maybe i just made that up but either way i hate it
-Trying to run in loose sand
-Not owning a mystic topaz
-Warmth
-` <-- that thing what the hell is that used for please tell me if you know its not the ' its ` that its bullshit
-How i dont have my sick berry covered hands anymore
-Squares
-Diamond cut gems
-How W's can take the shape of 3 different letters/numbers
-How i say effin alot
-HTML
-How this shit isn't always banannas
-Things i dont understand like mirrors
-Thinking about what a 2 would look like if you held it up to a mirror
-How i cant keep this sick black eye forever
-The second set of numbers on the keyboard what are those for? backups?
-How i just noticed that the page up and page down buttons do something
-Being so fucking strong and shirts keep ripping off my muscles
Im sure that i hate ALOT more stuff but that will just cover it for now
Love,
Kevin M. Doty-Lewis
current mood:  sore
current music: Children of bodom - bodom beach terror
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| Thursday, July 7th, 2005
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1:01 pm
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My last couple days:
went to the beach it was windy as hell i clocked in the face by my boogie board twice and in the stomach and it left a hella sweet boogie board shaped bruise. i tried to put sunscreen on my own back and note to self thats a shitty idea looks like a child was throwing paints onto a white peice of paper using red paint. me and tyler met this hella cool little fat kid and we rode some sweet ass 2 foot waves with him. then we decided to get out of the water because my fingers and toes were white and i was stumbling all over the place basically hypothermia cause we're savages and dont have wet suits. then we dug some holes and stuck giant peices of drift wood in them that was pretty bomb ass sick.
then this morning i had drivers training and my instructer bitch was a fat bitch who i hate she freaked out when i was going down my drive way said i was going to fast and i was like bitch... i know how to drive down my own road now stop pressing your fucking break peddle bitch. then since shes so fat she made me pull into a coffee drive in place and i was like god... but its okay it wasted like 15 minutes that i didnt have to spend with her bitching. and when she went to drink from her coffee i floored it so it would splash on her and then i jammed on the breaks mostly hoping that her weight would break the seat belt and she would go flying into the dash board, but she never did i was disappointed. The damn seat i was sitting on was not created for my butt cheeks it was destroying them felt like i was sitting on fricken steel just for that i wanted to punch her in her 2nd chin. and then i drove home and she talked to my dad and was like hes a good driver he did well and at that point i was searching for a sharp stick on the ground although i dont think i'd manage to get through the fatty tissue.
then i rubbed my body in aloe lotion <3 felt good girl why dont you back da ass up your a fine mutha f**ka i know you cant stand it something land it feelin hornay puttin something in somethin BACK DAT ASS UP
current mood:  uncomfortable
current music: that song is called that i was just singing up there
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| Saturday, July 2nd, 2005
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3:06 pm
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i got a car!!!!!!!!!!!
woooooooooo!!!
im gonna go wax it!!!
with love!!!!
every stroke of wax is love!!!!
cause i love it!!!!
WOOOOOOOO
current mood:  happy
current music: woooooo!
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| Sunday, June 26th, 2005
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2:09 am
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so basically degrassi on all weekend fuck ya? indeed..
i hate being wide awake at midnight with nothing to do except watch excellent programing on noggin!
ha! jt just has a wet dream while sleeping at his friends house i dont think anyone else watches degrassi though FUCK!
i've been 16 for about 15 minutes wanna know what it feels like? imagine you are a light peice of fabric such as a bed sheet that was recently washed with tide fresh scent then hung up to dry in a grassy meadow with a slight breeze flourishing threw the soothing lands recently after a light sprinkle so the land isn't very moist just a hint of dampness like fresh dew on the blades of grass in the morning after a clear mystical night where the epic moon hangs with such bright amazing luster that only the keenest of senses could possibly realize the intensehood of the nuetral powers.
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wow that took me 2 fuckin hours i tried to make it work for sooooo long you dont know how hard it is till you try :'( it may look easy but shit son its hard 2 hours!!! it says satan is neat incase your retarded and should be shot for not knowing what the pure beauty and art says.....
current mood: good
current music: children of bodom - black widow
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| Friday, June 10th, 2005
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8:19 pm
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Fight to the Death
Timmay Vs Mufasa
Round One:
Mufasa sneaks up on an unsuspecting timmay as he gets awakened like a prarier dog in the noon during a thunderstorm. there is an attacking fury of paws theres hisses flying from timmay but he later retreats to the Poligphy (couch) after some good blows to the head from mufasa.
Round Two:
Mufasa goes onto the highest part of of the couch as a giraff does with its neck to reach the highest most nutrient leaves. timmay is positioned right under him her then Mufasa jumps an estimated 2 feet straight onto timmay, timmay runs away in fear but he has no where to go and gets aerial assaulted by mufasa with mind distorting blows
Round Three:
Timmay runs to a wooden chair with a nice maple feel to it, mufasa sees the opertunity and attacks timmays curled tail as it dangles off the chair timmay gets all pissed off and probably is saying this is bullshit, then mufasa out of no where lays out the pumel transflector and leaps onto the chair theres some kicking clawing hissing hard to decifer whats really going on, but in the end mufasa retreats and timmay holds his ground.
Round Four:
Ummmmmm i think they are both really tired because they are sitting on the same chair together oh wait timmay just delieverd a good left hook right to the face of mufasa timmay cellbrates by licking is bawls in some sort of victory dance that involes bawls, oh wait mufasa is back on the chair my god i've never seen anything like this they're just staring eachother down like apes over the last banannas. mufasa just fell off the chair cause shes a retard but shes playing it off all cool by just laying where she landed pretending she was trying to do that. Mufasa just ran away into my room i guess this means timmay wins by a.d.d. of a kitten.
That was a good fight
and this is what happens when im really bored and have no one to talk to
i wish i did drugs would make stuff hella cooler
this 2 month weekend is probably gonna be hella boring
normally when im this bored i'd do homework
but now i dont know what to do
maybe ill look into interpretive dance
current mood:  exanimate
current music: vader - raining blood
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| Wednesday, June 8th, 2005
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2:56 pm
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stole from allo yayyyyyyyy
schools out tomorrow?
im going to see like 4 people over summer
lame!
i want friends!!!
[x]Full Name: kevin mark doty-lewis
[x]Birthday: june 26th
[x]Members of Family:ummm let me count seven
[x]Member of Famm closest to you: prolly my mom
The School Side
[x]School Name: analy
[x]Do you have "school spirit"? no
[x]Cafeteria Food: i <3 ranch
This or That?
[x]Pop or Country? both can suck my balls
[x]Rap or Rock? rock
[x]Classical or Latin? classical dont be muggin
[x]Chicken or Beef? beef with chicken stuffed in it like a donut with custard but the custard would be chicken
[x]Fruits or Veggies? fruits
[x]Horror or Comedy? comedy eff horror
[x]Theater or Movies? movies
[x]City or Country? country
[x]LiveJournal or Xanga? eff both
[x]Silver or Gold?hmmmm i like both but im gonna go with silver
[x]Surfing or Skateboarding? never been surfin but i want to
[x]T.V or Computer? computer
[x]Summer or Winter? winter
[x]Spring or Fall? which ever one is colder
Favorite
[x]Color: black white gold silver dark purple
[x]Animal: sheep,squirrel and kangaroo
[x]Food: orange chicken
[x]Candy: twix
[x]Song: a poor mans memory explosions in the sky
[x]Band: thy majestie
[x]Movie: cant pick just one
[x]Hangout Place: i dont hang out anywhere
[x]Drink: straight gasoline
[x]Game: mario tennis mutha fucka
[x]Sport: football and hockey
[x]Radio Station: fox
[x]TV Station: comedy central
[x]TV show:family guy and south park
[x]Smell: rolling green hills after the first rain in spring or panteen pro V™
[x]Flower: what a pussy question i dont even know flower names
[x]Store: cost co
[x]Teacher: mr vice
[x]Cartoon Character: rocko
Crazy Questions
[x]If you were an MM, which one would you be and why? brown because it doesnt cause cancer
[x]What do you want to do when you're out of school? astronaut or fire man
[x]What song best describes you and why? probably slayer raining blood cause im a fuckin savage
[x]Which friend of yours do you identify with most and how? i dont have friends
[x] glass half empty or half full? i'd actually call it middle
About Love
[x]Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?no
[x]What do you like most about them? sunsetts
[x]Do you have a crush? maybe
[x]Do they know that you like them? they better.....
[x]What do you like most about them? when we go to the beach and hold hands while the sun setts
[x]Do you plan on marriage? sure why not
[x]Do you believe in love at first sight? no
[x]Do you believe in soul mates? does that mean you have the same soul? then no
[x]Do you want children after marriage? to late for that
[x]Whats the most important thing to you in a relationship? trust
[x]What song reminds you of your bf/gf or crush? any of the songs on those cds
[x]How many total GF/BF have you had? ummmmm six?
[x]Have you ever cheated on anyone? cheated on tressa in 5th grade
[x]Have you ever been in love? have you?
[x]Who was your longest relationship with? ummmmmmm i think lauren martin
Religion
[x]Do you believe in polytheism?no
[x]Do you believe in monotheism?sorta
[x]Do you consider yourself a religious person?no
When Was The Last Time You...
[x]Told someone you loved them:couple days ago
[x]Brushed your teeth:this morning
[x]Ate food: im fasting currently
[x]Saw a movie: like 20 minutes ago
[x]Danced: prolly never
[x]Told someone how you felt about them(as in like...i like you..ok?): 6 months 2 weeks and 6 hours ago
[x]Saw your best friend: today
[x]Cried?: crying is a pussy sport
[x]Laughed?: couple minutes ago
[x]Hugged someone?: ummmmmm like tuesday or monday
[x]Kissed someone?: couple weeks
[x]Danced with someone?: never eww girls
[x]Laughed at someone?: i laugh at everyone
[x]Gone to the movies?: not in a long ass time oh wait like a month ago
[x]Sang?: most likely today
[x]Wrote?: im i wroting right now?
[x]Sneezed?: yesterday
[x]Coughed?:hell if know
-W I T H .T H E. O P P O S I T E. S E X-
[x]what do you notice first?: its different with different people
[x]last person u slow danced with:ummmm i dont know
-D O .Y O U / / A R E .Y O U-
[x]could you live without the computer?: nope!
[x]whats ur favorite fruit?: strawberries
[x]what hurts the most? physical pain or emotional pain?:pain is for douches neither
[x]trust others way too easily?: dont think so
-N U M B E R-
[x]of times i have had my heart broken?:you bitch
[x]of hearts i have broken?: dont think any
[x]of boys i have kissed?: about three thousand
[x]of girls i have kissed?: let me check my book of girls ive kissed..... may be 4 aka 0
[x]of drugs taken illegally?: i took nasal decongestant longer than i was suppose too and it effed up my sinus' so for future refrence dont use nasal decongestant for a week straight
[x]of tight friends?: there all pretty loose
[x]of cd's that i own?:i dont like all i care about is my thy majestie cd
[x]of scars on my body?: probably around 150
[x]of things in my past that i regret?: a couple
-Self-Analysis.You.Probably.Don't.Want.To.Do-
[your best feature (personality)]:i can cook a mean teriyaki steak
[your biggest flaw (personality)]: i have this thing where i need my pencils to be really sharp
[most annoying thing you do]: everything
[biggest mistake you've made this far]: thio one time i went off a jump on my bike and try to do a barpsin and i hit my head on the handle bars that was really stupid
[describe your personality in one word]: asshole
[the physical feature for which you are most often complimented]:i dont get complimented :( i think i have pretty sick fake sideburns though
[person you regret sleeping with]: hooker in vegas
[height]: 5'10 or 5'11
[a smell that makes you smile]:brownies
[a city you'd like to visit]: reykjavik iceland
[a drink you order most often]: mud slide on the rocks
[a delicious dessert]: i dont believe in dessert
[a book you highly recommend]: you mean you can recommend a book? like its something important? my god...
[the music you prefer while alone]: i dont have any alone music
[a film you could watch over and over]: vegetales
[you live in a(n)]: house?
[your transportation]: i got a sick ride blue ford bronco
[your cologne or perfume]: i think its truth a new fregrance from calvin klien
[under your bed or in your closet you hide]:victoria secret mags and power ranger toys
[something important on your night table]: there so much shit on my night table, but id have to go with the picture frame i have in my room that has been there since 6th grade but its never had a picture in it before
current mood:  crappy
current music: Queens of the Stoneage - do it again
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| Saturday, May 28th, 2005
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3:33 pm
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So i got a new kiddy last week or something while i wasnt at my moms house, and my mom named it molly but thats the worst name i've ever heard so i call it mufasa. basically timmay hates little mufasa hes all defensive about our little kiddy play structure thing and doesnt let mufasa on it im pretty sure timmay is depressed he doesn't want to be petted all he does is eat and tries to go outside that sounds like depression to me but its weird cause timmay attacks my older cat shasta but is scared of a kitten what a pussy hehe pussy get it cause hes a cat and i called him a pussy cause thats what he is. i love how kittens try to jump from one thing to another thing and just miss completly
im bored i need friends be my friend and invite me somewhere
current mood:  content
current music: Thy Majestie - Echoes of War
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| Wednesday, May 11th, 2005
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5:54 pm
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alright so true story...
about 3 minutes ago i was watching kind of the hill because its good television
and then they interup with fox 11 special news coverage
and they are showing this police chase and this guy is going like 110 on the freeway
and me and tyler were yelling CRASH CRASH CRASH!
and he did into a guard rail going about 80 mph
he just kinda chilled there for a while then he took off again
and then his tire went flat
and he was running on a rim and i was like shit son..
then after riding on the rim for a long time he deicided to pull into a taco place and try to run
so he jumped out of the car and looked like he was gonna pull out a gun
and then the police shot a few times
and he got shot quite a few times
and im 99% sure he is dead
so basically long story short: i saw a person die on live telivision
but the camera never actually showed him dead lying there except when it happened
and im pretty sure there was a pool of blood under him
that was weird.....
current mood:  weird
current music: tyler is watching queer eye for the straight guy now
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| Saturday, May 7th, 2005
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8:38 pm
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Well im updating because Ms. i make kevin do things because i have so much power over him so im making him update
so i've decided to post with my english story from last year based on lord of the rings its rather long, and i dont even know if its funny cause i didn't wanna read it but my english teacher said it was "creative and original"
so here ya go
The Legend Of The Necklace
There are three dominating races in Nation Island that I like to call Huckleberry Phin. The three dominating races are the Big Bad Wolfs, Little Red Ridding Hoods, and The Land of Elfish People. All of these cities are fighting over the necklace that holds magical powers, and whoever wears it will be the ruler of the world. The Elfish people have a total of forty-five soldiers with them. They decided to select their leader whose name is Wegalos. Him and his magical bow and arrow will lead his people over the river and threw the woods to grandmother?s house they will go.
The Elfish people are on an expedition, they believe the necklace is located at grandma?s house. To get there they have to go over the river, and then threw the woods, but along the way to Grandmas house they will eventually meet the vicious people of the forest The Big Bad Wolfs. The Little Red Ridding Hood people wear little red cloaks, and they are very small. So the Elfish people have some quest to accomplish. As the Elfish people start to go over the river they see the Little Red Riding Hoods, they crouch down and put their cloaking devices on, and they just watch the Little Red Riding Hoods walk by. As the Elfish people are crossing over the river they meet a rebel troops called the Darth Vader?s. The Elfish take out a few of them then they weave threw trees in and out then they find that they can no longer keep running threw the tree?s because the tree?s come to a stop, so they shoot some bomb arrows into a hole in the tree?s and the death star blows up witch is also known as the little forest. They run away as they can see the over the river landmark being exploded.
They decided to count how many of their people have been lost, and they are happy to realize that they have only lost six people in this battle, so they decide to dance. Now they will continue on their journey. Before they get threw the woods they stumble upon a gladiator coliseum, but as they try to get around it they get caught, and they become warrior slaves. There they meet an ex leader of an empire who has been in many battles. He teaches all the Elfish people good fighting skills so when they go into the arena they will not die. The Elfish people are forced to go into the arena, and they will face against Changas Gahn and his hoard of angry Trongols.
They go into the battle arena and call out the flying ?V? formation and they just run down the arena in the flying ?V? but sadly three of the Elfish people are taken out but they kill Changas Gahn?s all mighty hoard of angry Trongols, and they run like the wind, and escape the battle arena.
Sadly now they have to go threw the woods where the Big Bad Wolfs live. They also may encounter the Little Red Ridding Hoods. Wegalos is ordering his troops to go threw the woods.
As they are walking threw the woods they see little red people in the distance. They slowly walk towards the people and realize that those little red people are just apples lying on the ground. Since the people are hungry they take a bite out of an apple and realize that they are poison apples! The big bad wolf must have poisoned them! Ten of the Elfish people die, and they give them a proper burial, by pushing them off to the side and putting some sticks on them.
Up ahead they see many big bad wolfs approaching fast. The Elfish Start shooting arrows like crazy. They call out climbing monkey formation, and they all start climbing tree?s because everyone knows big bad wolfs cant climb trees. A few of the elfish people can not climb trees so they become captured by the Big Bad Wolfs. The Big Bad Wolfs torture them by saying what big eyes they have, and what big mouths they have. Then they kill them. Eventually the Elfish people shoot down all Big Bad Wolfs and they climb down the trees and realize that Wegalos has been killed!
All the Elfish people start running around in circles going crazy. Then Wegalos comes out behind a tree and says ?I was just kidding with you? and he really did not die. The Elfish people start cheering because their leader is still alive and they throw a fiesta! Now they all have big hats, and they decided to sleep for the night. They wake up in middle of the night; to find a fright that little chipmunks have taken two Elfish captive, but they do not follow because chipmunks are crazy little dudes. They counted all the people they have lost in the battle with the Big Bad Wolfs and they find that fifteen people have been killed, and they only have eleven soldiers left!
They faintly see grandma?s house and they approach it slowly because they know that the Little Red Ridding Hoods are in between them and grandmas house which is twenty paces forward. Ten paces in they see they them, they all get low. They decided to build a huge wall between them and the Little Red Ridding Hoods. They all gather on top of the wall, but then they see a few Big Bad Wolfs approaching with a white flag held.
Wegalos greets the Big Bad Wolfs? We have came to help you defeat the Little Red Ridding Hoods, many years ago The Elfish and the Big Bad Wolfs fought together, and that is what we will do today, we will once again fight with Elfish people to the very end,? Said the leader of the Big Bad Wolfs. Wegalos hugs him, and they return to the wall.
All the people get their bows ready to shoot, as the Little Red Ridding Hoods get closer one of the Elfish people accidentally shoots and arrow and kills a Little Red Ridding Hood, this greatly angers the Little Red Ridding Hoods and they charge at the wall. The Little Red Ridding Hoods put huge ladders up to the wall and start climbing up them, but bravely Wegalos shoots down the ladders, and the ladders fall crushing many Little Red Ridding Hoods.
They do this for a very long time. Then finally a few Little Red Ridding Hoods crawl up the ladders and they kill the Big Bad Wolfs leader. Wegalos screams no! He rushes over to him, but sadly he is too late, he has died. Wegalos gets very frightened so he orders his remaining five soldiers to do the Flying ?V? and they attempt to escape, they make it about half way threw the massive army of Little Red Ridding Hoods. When they see The White Wizard also known as Grandma they have only heard about her in ancient stories.
The White Wizards casts a spell and causes all the Little Red Ridding hoods to die. Grandma Gives the Elfish people the sacred Necklace which holds the power to rule over everyone, but they decline the offer, and they decided to destroy the necklace in her giant mush pot, because its powers are way too great, and they destroy the necklace, so no one can ever have its amazing powers.
current mood: happy
current music: iron maiden - the trooper
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| Monday, April 25th, 2005
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7:22 pm
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the worst feeling in the world is
wanting something that you cant have...
i have to wait atleast a day to get more cough drops
my life is basically over
current mood:  touched
current music: queens of the stone age-do it again
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| Monday, March 28th, 2005
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10:32 pm
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I have come upon two very puzzling figures of ones commotion display of the interior of the universe.
For one how the hell do they make jelly beans taste like real stuff?!!?
do they just randomly mix together some chemcials and somehow it turns into Buttered Popcorn™ and tastes exactly like buttered popcorn but chewy. how do they do it?!!? do they make popcorn into a juice and then beanify it? i can sorta understand how they make fruit and such flavors, but buttered popcorn i mean really makes no sence. we cant cure cancer but we can make little beans that taste like popcorn whats this world cooming to?
The second puzzling controdictment (did i make that word up?) is mirrors. when you look in the mirror your seeing the reverse side of you your left side is where your right side should be. i just noticed this and now its freaking me out. So the way you see yourself in the mirror isnt the way that other people see you, your the opposite way in mirror. Has anyone else noticed that? is it common knowledge and i just didnt get the letter? and why does it do that? and what is a mirror made out of glass and something really shiny?
FUCK THE WORLD!!
ANARCHY!! OF THE WORLD
GWAAA
current mood:  pissed off
current music: the gloaming - radiohead
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